I Am Clever

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A Fine Line - Between Chaos and Creation

Everybody seems to think I'm lazy; I don't mind, I think they're crazy...


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NaBloPoMo 2010 - Day Nine
I Am Clever
alec_towser
Yesterday, I posted about a Smitty interview. Here, I'm posting the questions asked, and Smitty's answers to them all. (NOTE: The answers to this interview are NOT to be taken seriously. It's just for fun, people.)

Cam asked: "When on the way to the moon what do you do for entertainment?"

Smitty said: I count the stars. So far, I'm at 7,654,389,401. It's a lot of fun. You should try it sometime!"

Josh asked: "How could I become as cool as you? Can you teach me to have so much awesome that it comes out of my ears when I sneeze, like you?"

Smitty said: "Well, you could sit in the freezer...nah, I kid. Seriously, to be cool, you gotta think of yourself as cool. Self-esteem FTW. As for the awesome, that comes with the cool. But it takes lots of practice to be able to sneeze it out without blowing someone's head off."

Tia asked: "Wanna invent robot butlers?"

Smitty said: "Sure - just as soon as I finish my cure for cancer and ending world hunger."

Aidan asked: "What is your theory on the evolution of the English language in both it's written and verbal forms?

Smitty said: "People seem to be dumbing it down more and more every day. *sigh* Oh well. Not like Pig Latin, though - now THERE'S a constant."

Josh asked: "How do you manage not to show people your super powers every day? I know if I had anything cool about me, I'd be begging to show people.

Smitty said: "I have superpowers? I thought everyone was like this!"

Ryan said: First, what is the secret of the Bermuda Triangle? Two, what is the meaning of life? And three, why do I love drill?"

Smitty said: "First, that info could potentially destroy the Earth if it fell into the wrong hands, so I cannot release that to you. Second, the answer is Seven. Third, why not? Doesn't everyone?"

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Thanks for reading, people. See you tomorrow! :D

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I thought the meaning of life was 42? Or is that just a trick to fool people into getting the wrong information?

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