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A Fine Line - Between Chaos and Creation

Everybody seems to think I'm lazy; I don't mind, I think they're crazy...


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NaBloPoMo 2010 - Day Four
I Am Clever
alec_towser
Here we are - day four. I'm not feeling the greatest right now, so this isn't going to be a long post, either. (Sorry to all of you reading these if you were expecting more.)

Here's some six word stories for you today.

For sale: baby shoes, never worn.

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Optimist drowns in half full bathtub.

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Wished for immortality. Became lichen. Expletive.

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“I’m schizophrenic (and so am I).”

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Corduroy-wearing ninja is perpetually unemployed.

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Machine. Unexpectedly, I’d invented a time

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Parallel universe. Bush, destitute, joins army.

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Relaxing in my closed casket. Finally.

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Blind man can see past disability.

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She - blind. Miraculous donor. He - blind. (my personal favourite.)

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See ya tomorrow! Hopefully I'll feel better by then. :(

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