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A Fine Line - Between Chaos and Creation

Everybody seems to think I'm lazy; I don't mind, I think they're crazy...

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Day One Hundred Forty-Four (Aka: Cleaning My Car Like A Gangster)
Where's Edge
Like a Wild West gangster/gunfighter, that is.

I've had to clean out/vacuum my car for a while now, as I haven't done it in months, and I figured today was as good as any.  Only downside is that doing so stirs up dust/dirt.  Also, around this time of year, I'm (as one friend puts it) "Allergic to the outdoors"; especially cottonwood tree seeds.  They make me sneeze, and have the roof of my mouth be all itchy and unpleasant... not fun.

Have I mentioned we live in front of a green belt/gas easement that's literally FULL of these trees?  They make it freaking SNOW in May.

Anyway, to cope, I did what I usually do when cleaning - wore a bandanna over my mouth and nose.  Not the prettiest-looking thing, but then again, I'm looking for something functional, not something that'll win glamorous beauty contests.  The entire time, I felt like I should be telling someone to stick 'em up/reach for the sky.

And then I felt the need to turn this incredibly mundane experience of cleaning my car into today's entry.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is how my mind works.  Now if you'll excuse me... "THERE'S A SNAKE IN MY BOOT!"