I Am Clever

alec_towser


A Fine Line - Between Chaos and Creation

Everybody seems to think I'm lazy; I don't mind, I think they're crazy...


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Day Three (Aka: The Sponsored Post)
Ooookay....
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I'm going to let you all know straight up right now... this post was specifically asked for by crazy_square, so if you want out, now is the time to do so. Just skip right past this entry.

If not... then

Cody Carter-Squire is the greatest person ever. I'm not sure how I managed to function before I became friends with such an awesome person. Because he lives so far away, I spend all my days in sadness, hoping for the day when he may potentially grace my province/city with his amazing presence. (The only reason he lives so far away is because he is the sole provider of Awesome for Manitoba.) My days are now brighter because I know of his awesomeness. My life is only made complete when he comes to BC/Quadra in the summers.

Cody Carter-Squire is the epitome of good looks and rugged manliness, and he gets all the women. He can run faster than a speeding bullet and leap tall buildings in a single bound. Other guys flock to him, asking how they can be as awesome as he is, and he simply laughs in their face, because the answer is "You can't."

Cody Carter-Squire is AMAZING.

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YOU WERE WARNED.

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Every word of this is true.

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