I Am Clever

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A Fine Line - Between Chaos and Creation

Everybody seems to think I'm lazy; I don't mind, I think they're crazy...


[sticky post]Master Post - UNIT!100 Table
I Am Clever
alec_towser
Alright.  So, to kick this off, here's my table.  I want to actually have a posted table this time, so as to keep track of which stories I've done, as I'm not doing them in numerical order.

So, without further ado... my Big Dang Table!






001. Beginnings. 002. Middles. 003. Ends. 004. Insides. 005. Outsides.
006. Hours. 007. Days. 008. Weeks. 009. Months. 010. Years.
011. Red. 012. Orange. 013. Yellow. 014. Green. 015. Blue.
016. Purple. 017. Brown. 018. Black.
019. White. 020. Colourless.
021. Friends. 022. Enemies. 023. Lovers. 024. Family. 025. Strangers.
026. Teammates. 027. Parents. 028. Children.
029. Birth. 030. Death.
031. Sunrise. 032. Sunset. 033. Too Much. 034. Not Enough. 035. Sixth Sense.
036. Smell. 037. Sound. 038. Touch. 039. Taste. 040. Sight.
041. Shapes. 042. Triangle. 043. Square. 044. Circle. 045. Moon.
046. Star. 047. Heart. 048. Diamond. 049. Club. 050. Spade.
051. Water. 052. Fire. 053. Earth. 054. Air. 055. Spirit.
056. Breakfast. 057. Lunch. 058. Dinner. 059. Food. 060. Drink.
061. Winter. 062. Spring. 063. Summer. 064. Fall. 065. Passing.
066. Rain. 067. Snow. 068. Light(e)ning. 069. Thunder. 070. Storm.
071. Broken. 072. Fixed. 073. Light. 074. Dark. 075. Shade.
076. Who? 077. What? 078. Where? 079. When? 080. Why?
081. How? 082. If. 083. And. 084. He. 085. She.
086. Choices. 087. Life. 088. School. 089. Work. 090. Home.
091. Birthday. 092. Christmas. 093. Thanksgiving. 094. Independence. 095. New Year.
096. Writer’s Choice. (Topsy-Turvy) 097. Writer’s Choice. (Explain) 098. Writer’s Choice. (Betrayed) 099. Writer’s Choice. (Trust) 100. Writer’s Choice. (Jealous)





I'll be adding the links to the entries as I complete them here and there.

[Note: I have no idea if this shows up in peoples' f-lists properly, but I'm not entirely sure why it doesn't look right (ie: just looks like text with no table borders) on my journal.  I promise it's a table, though.]

Wednesday, Week 12 - Music Listography, Take 25
Adam Smile
alec_towser
Ah, what the heck. I already had this written; might as well post this now, and on time. Early, even - I've forward-posted for once! It's only by 5 minutes, but still!

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Sunday, Week 12 - What Cadets/Military Has Taught Me
Discord
alec_towser
I'm getting there! Only five six more entries after this, and I'll be caught up. Easier said than done, though.

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Alright! Moving on!

Wednesday, Week 11 - Music Listography, Take 24
I Am Clever
alec_towser
Don't mind that I'm skipping the other days as I catch up here. Listographies are the easiest to do, so I decided to do both of the ones that I was behind on before I moved on to the other posts. (Of course, this will all look really weird when everything is posted. Oh well.)

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Onward and upward!

Tuesday, Week 11 - The Smitty Story, Chapter 17
Your Mom's Dichterliebe
alec_towser
Still backdating, all! I'm making progress - one more chapter, two more WtJs, and 3 fanfics (as of today, April 16)! I'm going to laugh at anyone who gets confused reading all my commentary as I write these all out of order. Also, I'm going to eventually need to reformat the chapters to this story(or just lengthen a few of them, as some are so short compared to others). Oh well. Not like this is going to end up anywhere important or anything - this is just my attempt at continuing whatever I set loose in my mind back in 2010. Again, I'm so sorry I'm subjecting you all to this.

Title: Smitty And The Quest For The Class 5 Cook
Author: Myself, Smitty 'Jaws' McPatchington, Esq.
Rating: G (might go up later)
Word Count: 9231 (unfinished)
Disclaimer: I don't own the organizations I name in this story (names have been changed), and a good deal of the characters are based off of real people.
Warning(s): MAJOR CRACK/RANDOMNESS. Read at your own risk. :P
AN: My fourth piece of OF. Previous chapters:


Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16

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Sunday, Week 11 - What Cadets/Military Has Taught Me
I Am Clever
alec_towser
Continuing with the catch-up! Any/all of you who read these are going to be so confused by my comments when they all show up out of order, due to my backdating. XD

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Whew. That one took longer to write than I thought it would. Continuing on!

Wednesday, Week 10 - Music Listography, Take 23
I Am Clever
alec_towser
Playing catch-up! Huzzah!

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Told you it was short...follow me as I continue to backdate and catch up for all the days I've missed!

Tuesday, Week 10 - The Smitty Story, Chapter 16
Discord
alec_towser
Well...this post is a little late. Whoops.

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Anyway, onto the story!

Title: Smitty And The Quest For The Class 5 Cook
Author: Myself, Smitty 'Jaws' McPatchington, Esq.
Rating: G (might go up later)
Word Count: 8554 (unfinished)
Disclaimer: I don't own the organizations I name in this story (names have been changed), and a good deal of the characters are based off of real people.
Warning(s): MAJOR CRACK/RANDOMNESS. Read at your own risk. :P
AN: My fourth piece of OF. Previous chapters:


Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15

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See you later, when I backdate Wednesday's post.

Monday, Week 10 - Wreck This Journal
WL - Cheeky Chip
alec_towser
More wrecking! This week, I got crafty...

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Pseudo-narcissism Tuesday tomorrow!

Sunday, Week 10 - What Cadets/Military Has Taught Me
David Sup
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Week 10! Hello to double digits!

First, I'd like to point out that no, I didn't forget about Friday and Saturday last week.

Short version: I've simply decided to re-evaluate my schedule and finish those days later.

Long version: I've picked up more hours on Friday and am now working a 10-hour shift from 9:30-7:30, and nothing makes you less motivated to write than your entire day being sucked into the vortex of work (plus, I don't think anyone was reading the This Is Not a Book posts, anyway). As for Saturdays, I have ideas for OFic stuff and narratives and the like, but I'm hesitant to dive into those while I'm still working on my other table of fic. Therefore, I've designated Fridays and Saturdays as Free Spaces for the time being, and will work on those when I've gotten a lot closer to finishing things like Wreck This Journal, my 10-year commemorative cadet project, and UNIT!100.

Anyway, onward to cadet-like things!

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Vandalism tomorrow! :D

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