I Am Clever


A Fine Line - Between Chaos and Creation

Everybody seems to think I'm lazy; I don't mind, I think they're crazy...

[sticky post]Master Post - UNIT!100 Table
I Am Clever
Alright.  So, to kick this off, here's my table.  I want to actually have a posted table this time, so as to keep track of which stories I've done, as I'm not doing them in numerical order.

So, without further ado... my Big Dang Table!

001. Beginnings. 002. Middles. 003. Ends. 004. Insides. 005. Outsides.
006. Hours. 007. Days. 008. Weeks. 009. Months. 010. Years.
011. Red. 012. Orange. 013. Yellow. 014. Green. 015. Blue.
016. Purple. 017. Brown. 018. Black.
019. White. 020. Colourless.
021. Friends. 022. Enemies. 023. Lovers. 024. Family. 025. Strangers.
026. Teammates. 027. Parents. 028. Children.
029. Birth. 030. Death.
031. Sunrise. 032. Sunset. 033. Too Much. 034. Not Enough. 035. Sixth Sense.
036. Smell. 037. Sound. 038. Touch. 039. Taste. 040. Sight.
041. Shapes. 042. Triangle. 043. Square. 044. Circle. 045. Moon.
046. Star. 047. Heart. 048. Diamond. 049. Club. 050. Spade.
051. Water. 052. Fire. 053. Earth. 054. Air. 055. Spirit.
056. Breakfast. 057. Lunch. 058. Dinner. 059. Food. 060. Drink.
061. Winter. 062. Spring. 063. Summer. 064. Fall. 065. Passing.
066. Rain. 067. Snow. 068. Light(e)ning. 069. Thunder. 070. Storm.
071. Broken. 072. Fixed. 073. Light. 074. Dark. 075. Shade.
076. Who? 077. What? 078. Where? 079. When? 080. Why?
081. How? 082. If. 083. And. 084. He. 085. She.
086. Choices. 087. Life. 088. School. 089. Work. 090. Home.
091. Birthday. 092. Christmas. 093. Thanksgiving. 094. Independence. 095. New Year.
096. Writer’s Choice. (Topsy-Turvy) 097. Writer’s Choice. (Explain) 098. Writer’s Choice. (Betrayed) 099. Writer‘s Choice. 100. Writer’s Choice. (Jealous)

I'll be adding the links to the entries as I complete them here and there.

[Note: I have no idea if this shows up in peoples' f-lists properly, but I'm not entirely sure why it doesn't look right (ie: just looks like text with no table borders) on my journal.  I promise it's a table, though.]

You don't know what you've got 'til it's gone...
Pinkie Stare
Found out some bad news today...

Click here to read about my tale of woe/First World Problems.Collapse )

TL;DR - I'm most likely losing vehicular freedom until January (hence the title).

Music Listography, Take 12
Dilbert - enter my world
Well, I'm back. Again. This time, I have a plausible excuse reason as to why I've semi-dropped off the face of the internet - three weeks ago, I managed to find a new job!

I now work PT at a music academy nearby. It's a nice place, and the job is awesome, but that combined with the demands from a new cadet training year (seriously - still trying to outfit 15ish new cadets in the span of a couple weeks/deal with all the uniform returns from ex-cadets/keep track of all the paperwork involved. It's a semi-nightmare) have caused me to fall a bit behind in posting anything on here.

Anyway, with that said, I've realized that NaBloPoMo is creeping up on me, and therefore, I need to get back into the swing of posting stuff if I aim to complete a full month's worth of daily posts again.

So, have another list! I've got another UNIT!100 story I'm working on currently, but I'm not entirely sure I'm happy with it yet, so I'm holding off a little on posting that.

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The Long Post (Or: The One Where Smitty Apologizes for the Big Picdump)
Well, the summer is fast drawing near to a close, and oh, what a summer it has been.

I had a brand new experience this summer; working in a completely different department than before, but it was definitely a good one.

I was looking for photos to punctuate this entry with, but realized I'd actually taken way more pictures than I'd originally thought. Therefore, have a view of my summer, as seen through photos (and the occasional video).

If you read through this all, I'm impressed.Collapse )

Smitty out!

Music Listography, Take 11
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I know it's been ages since I last wrote anything on here (and Tim is currently poking fun at me because of it), but I'm back, and will be updating more/finishing any writing projects I've been working on in the near future.

As a show of good faith for the current time, have a list!

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Music Listography, Take 10
Well, here I am again (finally).

Here's hoping I don't go for forever in between posting more of these/the remainder of my UNIT!100s (I personally blame Tim for getting me into House, M.D. a few weeks ago, and thus have not been able to update sooner :P).

So without further ado, a slightly belated list.Collapse )

I'm not dead! I think I'll go for a walk.
Adam Smile

Okay, so I know I haven't posted anything for a while, but trust me, I haven't fallen off the face of the Earth. :P


Here's what's been up with me IRL recently.


Read on for blatherings about my personal life, if you care about that sort of thing.Collapse )

Smitty Story, Chapter 6
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I can’t believe I’m still writing this thing. I really have no idea where this will ultimately go (besides the vague given of ‘finding a Class 5 Cook’ :P) or how it will end up, so brace yourselves and enjoy the ride.

…or, be weirded out by the ride and get off after reading the synopsis/seeing Chapter 1. Your choice.

Title: Smitty And The Quest For The Class 5 Cook
Author: Myself, Smitty 'Jaws' McPatchington, Esq.
Rating: G (might go up later)
Word Count: Unfinished
Disclaimer: I don't own the organizations I name in this story (names have been changed), and a good deal of the characters are based off of real people.
Warning(s): MAJOR CRACK/RANDOMNESS. Read at your own risk. :P
AN: My fourth piece of OF. Previous chapters:

Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5

Zounds! An even longer chapter! :OCollapse )

Music Listography, Take 9
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Have a second list today, just 'cause.

Not sure if morbid or awesome...Collapse )

Music Listography, Take 8
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Today's list is a little skewed, but oh well.

List!Collapse )